If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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