Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
ttyl tear gas
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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