BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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