we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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