One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she was so not down for the gang bang
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
