So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
worst night to have a conscience
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I have feelings that need drinking.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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