is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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