did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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