i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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