i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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