the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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