rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
try to milk me bitch
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