p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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