just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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