Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
How does it feel to date your dad?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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