on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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