I think scott just propositioned me for sex
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How does it feel to date your dad?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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