Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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