wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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