is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
we're so committed to being not committed
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
