Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I have feelings that need drinking.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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