Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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