She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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