I seem to have left my pride at pride
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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