I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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