David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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