It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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