from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
did you just send me my own nude
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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