I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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