Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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