Grow some girl-balls and come out already
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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