I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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