I don't think brook has ever known best
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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