Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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