It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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