But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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