worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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