Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
