So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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