I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
NoShamevember. You game?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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