i always forget guys have bellybuttons
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
