there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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