But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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