that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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