you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize