You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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