You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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