ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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