you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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