"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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