you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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