who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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