its not stalking. its research.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
