nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
