I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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