I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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